The SEOcontest2008 rules

The aim of my (first) article is to give you the SEOcontest2008 rules, the only ones that exist in fact, and here they are :

Rule #1
Our SEOcontest2008 website is the best one.

Rule #2
Our SEOcontest2008 website is always the best one.

Rule #3
Even if another participant has a better website than ours, the first two rules are applied.

Rule #4
Our SEOcontest2008 blog is never off-line or under construction, it gives a little chance to the others participants.

Rule #5
Our SEOcontest2008 (pretty cool) website has nothing to deal with black hat stuff, it explore new SEO tips.

Rule #6
Our SEOcontest2008 website does not contain any english mistake, it generates new SEO vocabulary.

Rule #7
Our SEOcontest2008 blog is never out of date, its webmasters are too busy.

Rule #8
Our SEOcontest2008 website has never sexual abused of any others contest participants, it educates them.

Rule #9
Our SEOcontest2008 never copy/paste others ideas, it benchmarks to improve its competitive intelligence.

Rule #10
Our SEOcontest2008 blog makes number of sacrifices for all others contest participants. Therefore, in return, they can make one or two ones for our SEOcontest2008 blog (backlinks, permanent redirections and donations).

Rule #11
Our SEOcontest2008 website has the right to be always moody and to insult others participants, it’s due to our French nationality.

Rule #12
People visit our contest page with their personal ideas, they leave it with our ideas.

Rule #13
The more they criticize our SEOcontest2008 blog, the less they’ll get visibilty on google.com search results.

Rule #14
Never forget that our SEOcontest2008 is made to think for everybody.

Rule #15
Alone, our SEOcontest2008 has a total view of the SEO.

Rule #16
If you have a doubt in any of these rules, just read again the #1 rule.

4 Comments

  1. Anonymous said,

    March 6, 2008 @ 6:47 am

    SEOcontest2008 friends…

    I want my friends feel comfortable at SEOcontest2008. …

  2. SEOcontet2008 said,

    March 6, 2008 @ 8:01 am

    Good luck with the contest

  3. SEOcontest2008 said,

    March 10, 2008 @ 5:32 am

    SEOcontest2008 update status…

    SEOcontest2008 now entering the day 10 this month. I just want to give you update status: number one is my friend Dwi “Pogung177″ from our country, Indonesia. I am proud of him. Congrats Pogung…! Finally an Indonesian can reach th…

  4. loveline said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 3:47 am

    i want to feel confortable with seocontest

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