Seocontest2008 – The Combat of the Thirty

You may have never heard about the « Combat of the Thirty » (An epic battle which took place on March 27th, 1351, called “Le Combat des Trente” in French), and you may wonder what this historical event has to do with the seocontest2008 contest…

I won’t come back on the history between Frenchmen and Englishmen, since I already wrote an article about it, on this Seocontest2008, even if the Combat of the Thirty (who said “the combat of the thirsty” ?) happened during the Hundred Years’ War

No, if I am losing my time now, writing a stupid article instead of working or having fun with my friends on the Seosphere discussion board, it’s just because, in order to win this SEO contest, we decided to consolidate in a group of… 30 people !

Let me introduce those thirty Seocontest2008 knights to you ! 🙂


Sir Arnold1970 :
A born-to-kill machine, not afraid to cross rivers full of caymans.

Sir Bertimus :
A weird green knight with two big rose eyes, frightening enough.

Sir Ced :
On the battlefield, he’s easy to recognize, he has a rabbit-looking helmet.

Sir Cerbère :
This warrior can guard any door and fight as a multi-headed dog.

Sir Dièse :
He’s the one you push when you leave a message, so imagine how rough he is.

Sir Eclipsis :
Most brutal amongst all, he will fight anyone who doesn’t read his articles to the end.

Sir Ent-Arktik :
If he manages to take Excalibur out of the stone, you should make your prayer.

Sir Fred :
Tell him you love free encyclopedias and he becomes berserk…

Sir Greg :
Nothing can resist his amazing rate of posting, despite his heavy CRS armor.

Sir Gwaradenn :
Never underestimate his power, even if he wears a red gnome hat…

Sir Heroes :
This knight has extraordinary abilities, and is able to reproduce your powers.

Sir KaRaK :
This paladin can use his double K as a deadly weapon in the battlefield.

Sir Lancelot :
Never takes off his scaring helmet, he served the King around a round table.

Sir Loki :
He has the name of a Scandinavian God, and the terrible power that comes with it.

Sir Loxi :
Will distract you with a blue shirt, in order to better get you on the battle.

Sir Nalrem :
Just the time to wonder what his weird name means, and you’re dead…

Sir Nakuni :
Becomes green with big teeth when he gets angry or afraid (which he never is).

Sir Optimum :
This frightening warrior always optimizes the way he combats, so shake now !

Lady Papillon :
This she-warrior can cause tsunamis the other site of the world…

Sir Paria :
Imagine how looks an executioner with a paper bag on his face. Here he is !

Sir Ranks :
Great strategy man, he can tell anyone, anytime, how he evolves on the battlefield.

Sir Rgo74 :
Be afraid, he is able to do a decolletage. You don’t know what it is, neither do we 😉

Sir StanSpector :
None really knows how he looks like, but he is Breton, that is what counts.

Sir Sylvain :
Don’t be reassured by his friendly “teacher” face, his left foot is feared worldwide.

Sir Tictact :
Also known as “The frog”, he was formed by a master to the arts of ninja and samurai.

Sir Tiger :
As a feline, he is the deadliest among all, fear his black hattitude.

Sir Williams :
Master of the FTF (Fighting Task Force), don’t trust the fact he has an English name.

Sir Wullon :
If your look crosses his armory, you become hypnotized immediately…

Sir Yakamo :
He just got a +4 double-handed sword. Your only alternative is to flee…

Lady Zepo :
From the country of Wilhelm tell, she can destabilize anyone with just a few words.

With such a coalition, the best would be for anyone else to drop the weapons…
The struggle for the succession of the Seocontest2008 is now over !

7 Comments

  1. French tasck force said,

    March 15, 2008 @ 12:06 am

    Super, cool, beautiful ! is a good work

  2. Ze Pignoof said,

    March 15, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

    Thanks for the comment. You seem so moved that you mispelled the word “Task”, williams 😉

  3. zepo said,

    March 17, 2008 @ 2:59 am

    What a Team ! So great !

  4. Yakamo said,

    March 23, 2008 @ 1:05 am

    In fact I use a katana of the power of the kikoote … but nevermind … great post !!!

  5. Jehzeel Laurente said,

    April 1, 2008 @ 10:47 am

    congratulations champs 😉 u deserve it 😀 hehehe…

  6. Black Hattitude said,

    August 31, 2009 @ 7:18 am

    Oh… expression “black hattitude” born here maybe…

  7. Tiger said,

    September 2, 2009 @ 5:01 pm

    Bien vu, j’avais pas remarqué 😆

    Est-ce qu’on se connait ? tu traines sur la sphère ?

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