Comments on: Happy birthday Chuck Norris from the Seocontest2008 sphere team

By: Pawel Szulencki

Pawel Szulencki — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:17:30 +0000

Nice post. Happy birthday Chuck. And good luck to Google to finally find Chuck. Maybe Matt will implement some special algorithm to Google to find Chuck Norris and survive such meeting.

By: Nakunette

Nakunette — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:08:14 +0000

I love you Chuck! You’re the best forever!

By: Walker Texas Ranger

Walker Texas Ranger — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:15:00 +0000

When Chuck Norris does SEO, Google has no choice but to dance, and Mountain view has to buy more DCs…
When Chuck Norris places a link on its footer, Matt Cutts has to do manual changes to the Pagerank calculation system, otherwise the little green bar isn’t long enough…
When Chuck Norris decides to place a site on the first page, the link appears above sponsored ones…

PS : Chuck Norris decided to let Nicolas Sarkozy marry his spouse, just because he didn’t want someone being called “Carla Norris”…

Chuck Norris is God, and Matt Cutts is his prophet

By: vincent

vincent — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:30:16 +0000

happy birthday too chuck norris

By: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:18:40 +0000

Hi,
Thank you very much, and good luck with this competition !

By: zepo

zepo — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:41:34 +0000

” Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. ”

Yes , that’s right , HE finds you . Even if you don’t want.