Happy birthday Chuck Norris from the Seocontest2008 sphere team

The whole seocontest2008-sphere.com team joins me to wish a happy birthday to our friend Chuck Norris, who is 68 today (03/10/08).

By the way, do you know that Chuck Norris don’t do any SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) for his websites ? In fact, the search engines adapt their algorithms in order to rank Chuck Norris’ websites first.

Chuck Norris told us he can’t participate to the seocontest2008, since he’s having a birthday party with Nicolas Sarkozy and Matt Cutts.

Honestly, this is a good news for us : we still have a chance to win the contest. But a little help from the outside is always nice. So if you are a french chauvinist (yea, remember, we are the french seocontest2008 team), if you like french wine, if you like the beautiful shape of the sphere, or if you just like Chuck Norris (you should do), please give us some backlinks.

It’s really quick and easy : write a blog post about our site (http://www.seocontest2008-sphere.com/) or just link to us with an anchor containing the word “seocontest2008” (you can remove the link in a few weeks, the seo contest ends the 1st april). It costs almost nothing and it will seriously help us to reach the top spot. Many thanks in advance.

And remember : Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


  1. zepo said,

    March 10, 2008 @ 12:41 am

    ” Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. ”

    Yes , that’s right , HE finds you . Even if you don’t want.


  2. Chuck Norris said,

    March 10, 2008 @ 9:18 am

    Thank you very much, and good luck with this competition !

  3. vincent said,

    March 10, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

    happy birthday too chuck norris

  4. Walker Texas Ranger said,

    March 10, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

    When Chuck Norris does SEO, Google has no choice but to dance, and Mountain view has to buy more DCs…
    When Chuck Norris places a link on its footer, Matt Cutts has to do manual changes to the Pagerank calculation system, otherwise the little green bar isn’t long enough…
    When Chuck Norris decides to place a site on the first page, the link appears above sponsored ones…

    PS : Chuck Norris decided to let Nicolas Sarkozy marry his spouse, just because he didn’t want someone being called “Carla Norris”…

    Chuck Norris is God, and Matt Cutts is his prophet 😉

  5. Nakunette said,

    March 11, 2008 @ 8:08 am

    I love you Chuck! You’re the best forever!

  6. Pawel Szulencki said,

    March 15, 2008 @ 4:17 am

    Nice post. Happy birthday Chuck. And good luck to Google to finally find Chuck. Maybe Matt will implement some special algorithm to Google to find Chuck Norris and survive such meeting.

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